Kelly hanging out on a yacht (he’s gonna want to hang out with you) all day wondering what to do with all this money. That might be a very real problem of yours if you make a video game based on “Trapped in the Closet.” You might end up with too much money. You know what they say about money: You can’t have too much of it.Īctually, wait. A quick Google search says that his net worth is somewhere around $150 million, but that doesn’t mean he’s content. That doesn’t mean his advisors aren’t ready to talk shop.
Kelly’s people right now? It’s the freakin’ weekend so R’s definitely out having himself some fun. Why are you still reading? Why are you not on the horn with Mr. You just set it to the music, animate some people who are mad that their significant other committed adultery, and code four button prompts that all say “Pull out your Beretta.” This is too easy. It’s already perfect so you don’t need to change it. That might be the sweetest detail for you. Kelly audience, and the audience who just appreciates damn fine art.īecause - make no mistake about it - “Trapped in the Closet” is fine art. Each of these videos that I’m embedding has like 10 million views. Did The Wolf Among Us sell well? How many people know what Fables is? Yet you probably made money on it. Serbia? Call of Duty would be Serbia.Īnd all that pedigree smashed together means that you will make a lot of money if you do this. This could be the 1992 Olympic Dream Team of video games, and all those other games would just be countries that are comparatively bad at basketball.
Kelly’s “Trapped in the Closet” is what I consider to be the greatest narrative ever told. You make what people consider to be the best narrative-driven games of the generation.
We’re not in the business of giving out advice to video game companies, but I’m going to do it once out of self-interest. Let me take off my game-writing hat and put on my consultant hat for a minute.
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